Actress Simple Shepherd

While mouthing off about Proposition 8 recently, 59-year old Cybil Shepherd told FoxNews' "Tart" section:

"I'm a Christian Pagan Buddhist Goddess worshiper, but I'm also a feminist. I think the ultimate glass ceiling is God, in another words, if we think God is a man, then we make man a God, and I studied and learned that there is a whole other history of the worshiping of the great mother," she explained. "I really think that probably God is a woman, that helped me to break through that celestial glass ceiling."

My dog Ellie is a mix of American Coon Hound and German Shepherd, and at 4 years old (which is still only 28 in dog years), she's still at least 10 times brighter than the almost 60 year old has-been actress quoted above. Perhaps she should change her name to Simple Shepherd?